crazy how that stuff works
Tch. Would’ve been funnier with breasts 🤣
excuse me?
no no hear them out
(via gavroch)
[publishing research thesis] lol is this anything
(via surprisebitch)
what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid
(via deadwright)
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
(via mulderscully)
born to always mourn the present like it’s already become a memory
(via lesbianshepard)
Girl with Pearl Earring, at the museum - Johannes Vermeer
(via roamngreenwoods)
take his ass to margaritaville
In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time
(via awesome-seance)
beautiful women named “battery power 15%” keep messaging me on my phone
(via homerically)
There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all
(via zombiesteve)
The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.
(via bigtiddymegatron69)
david lynch looking at kyle maclachlan like put that beast in a project
(via panicdiscoes)
*lays down face first in the dirt whilst dancing queen by ABBA echoes in the background and cheap LED disco lights flash in the woods*
(via pigeonbutch)